MIRACAULOUS ; FISHERMAN SURVIVES AFTER 14 MONTHS OF BEING STRANDED ON PACIFIC OCEAN

Fisherman Jose Salvador Alvarenga claim to have survived 14months adrift in the pacific across 8000 miles of treacherous seas!
He left Mexico for Elsavador in December 2012 with a teenaged companion who died after four weeks,survived by catching birds,fishes,turtles and drinking their blood,at times drank his urine to quench his thirst (how salty that must have been! ewwww),his boat hit and he swum ashore,stumbled and slept under a coconut tree unaware of location before some women spotted him

PATIENCE JONATHAN SECRETLY FLOWN ABROAD

Sahara reporters just reported that MADAM PRESIDENT HERSELF AKA HER MAJESTY (Patience Jonathan) as once ridiculed by critic-cum-puppet reuben abati has been flown secretly abroad.Peep the whole story HERE

BURNA BOY : THROWBACK LOVE

THE 22YR OLD DANCEHALL STAR POSTED THIS PICTURE ON HIS INSTAGRAM PAGE WITH CAPTION>>>>>>>  ‘Rankin n @stefxcooks 16 n in love… still…. Stick with yur day 1 gyal‘,

THEY  HAVE  BEEN  TOGETHER  SINCE  HE  WAS  SIXTEEN (that's 6yrs deep!)

Burna dat tru stick with d gyal dats been there wayback inna d day,groupies kiss me shoe!

LASU RIOTS : WAY TO GO AS LONG AS NO LIFE'S TAKEN

On Thursday, January 24, 2014 some students of Lagos State University (LASU) embarked on a riot, leaving the University Vice Chancellor fleeing the school,

It all started when the University vice chancellor Prof. John Obafunwa closed the school portal as the exams was to begin on Thursday leaving 2,000 students unregistered. According to a sources on campus, only 708 students were able to register before the portal was shutdown, again leaving about 1292 students unregistered.

After various pleas on behalf of the student from Students Union Government fell on deaf ears,the student started what seems to be a violent protest,destroying properties inlcuding the vc's convoy 

MY TAKE:ALL THIS OVER SABI OLD MEN NEED TO BE TAUGHT SOME HARD LESSONS,WHY CLOSE THE PORTAL DOWN WHEN ALMOST 2000 STUDENTS ARE YET TO REGISTER? OR DOESNT HIS DUMBASS KNOW THAT THEY WILL HAVE TO RETAKE THE SESSION? WHERE THE MONEY GO COME FROM? GOD PURNISH AM,FUCK OUTTA HERE!

 

GILF!! KRIS JENNER POOLSIDE BIKINI PICTURE!

Kris Jenner,the kardashians' mom and manager/bully recently post this on her IG page

OMO ME I NO MIND TO LASH THIS KAIN FRESH FISH OOOOO

POKO! TONTO DIKEH FANS WENT MAD AT HER FOR CALLING A GIRL MAID

 

The actress posted the Instagram picture with a young lady (apparently her house help) with the caption ‘Day out with mi maid, fun #poko’.  

 Her fans reacted immediately

 

Why her name gotta be maid… I bet she has a name# just saying’, a comment read.

          ‘Must u use the word ‘MAID’???’, another said.

     ‘Gash shame on you- you have to know how to treat people-like you said she’s your maid so you better learn how to treat her or you might regret one day’,  

i'm not surprised tonto responded;she never mum on issues like  this

‘Why do u pipo alwaz look for fault in anytin I do or say? Remember the bible say ‘ye dat always see d bad/fault in odaz without seeing his/her won is digging d pit to garve’(non be me talk am o na he dey for bible) #poko’, she wrote.

HERE'S MY TAKE : O ye HOLIER THAN THOU FANS,atleast she took her out and i know many OGAS in Nigeria (including you guyz) that are too PROUD/BUSY to do that....Cut her some slack pls, tonto try abeg even if na hype she do am for or her choice of word wasn't the most appropriate to yall. POKO!

MIKEL OBI's DAD BLASTS CAF

Pa Michael Obi, father of Super Eagles and Chelsea of England star, Mikel Obi has blamed the President of the Confederation of African Football (CAF) Isa Hayatou for not awarding his son the 2013 African Footballer of the Year award.

 HE SAID
‘We know that it was he, Isa Hayatou (CAF President), that denied him that award. Yahaha (Yahaya Toure, the eventual winner) himself said so that his friend is worthy to take the award’, he concluded.
  BABA we understand BUT atleast *in jayz z's voice* if yall fall yall gon land on bunch of money(millions of pounds) anyway.
 PS: AWARDS ARE OVER RATED